Ode to The Rabbit, or something like that...

     Can women ever thank the inventor of the Rabbit enough? No, there aren’t enough sentiments in all the many different human languages to express what a joy the Rabbit has brought to so many of us.

     As I count the days down until schools out for summer break I decided I needed to take advantage of what alone time I have left. Any guesses as to what my choice was? Hmm, what gave it away?
     I like something a little thicker than my normal Rabbit so I added a sleeve to it. It makes the bead movement less noticeable but the extra stretch is worth it. Why don’t they make these type of toys bigger? If I wanted normal I’d stick with the real thing. If I’m going to play dirty then I want to push myself to the limits, or at least challenge myself a bit.
     Here’s an idea for the up and coming sex toy inventor out there, why not create a “Rabbit-like” toy that comes with sleeves or such so that women can choose which fits them best. Think of it like an anal plug training set.
     Well, enough of my bright ideas for one day… I must make plans for the Gray’s season ending that airs tonight. You know, one must be well prepared for such events!